Your Welcome Y'all!

The Dagg Nabbit Stubbs brought the rock so hard last night at The Last Exit that a few hours later it started to rain! Is it the angels weeping? Probably.

We want to thank everyone who came out last night for the release of our debut EP Hot Garbage. It was a tremendous turn-out and I would say a thousand people were there but I never learnt to count higher than six, myself. We would like to thank all the bands that came out and helped us put it together; The Dan Hargest Explodience, Domo, and The Revenge. We would also like to thank everyone who bought us beer, came to shows, simply didn't set us on fire (we hate that) over the years. It was really fun for us to record this album and we really hope that people enjoy it, then, ultimately support us like elderly parents who refuse to die by continuing to buy our high quality merchandise. It's a five-year plan currently on its sixth year.

Now we plan on simply sitting back on our mountains of cash and having a long, ill-deserved, vacation at rock camp. Kenny Loggins is supposed to teach a special "How to Pose for an Album Cover Symposium." Should be pretty informative.

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Kenny Loggins